Studying with Cannibal-Scented Deodorant
The title has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm going to talk about. It was merely to get your attention. Now that I have it, you can do nothing but read the whole thing and leave a comment.
STUDY
I did nothing but study this weekend. Well, I'm not going to do anything but study this weekend; it's only sunday and saturday counts as a weekday because I say so.
1.) Work on Pathways Final. An email interview with Professor Don Thorsen of Theology from APU. Should be very interesting. I have to write a report and do an oral speech.
2.) Make an English Portfolio. Benchmarks, essays, and stuff go inside the folder. I also have to write a "Dear Reader" letter. Gee, like people can't read essays without proper instructions from the author.
3.) Study for Spanish.
4.) Study for Math.
5.) Study for P.E.
Wait, what?
CANNIBALS
I watched Hannibal on USA yesterday. Spoookkyy. Anyway, I wonder: Could any one we know be a cannibal? Are you born a cannibal? After thinking awhile about the movie, I came to the conclusion that all cannibals are evil psychos who get off watching people scream in pain. But, then, I thought about the 3rd world countries who have ancient tribes or whatnot that practice cannabilism. And it occured to me that the Greeks and Romans practiced cannabilism too; and they certainly are not evil psychos who get off watching people scream in pain.
On the contrary, they were quite civilized; we actually owe alot to the Greeks. They gave us theater, philosophy, politics, democracy, and so on. So my conclusion now is that canniblism is instinct; rather than a murderer's desire, it's a cannibal's need. They know no other way to survive, so obviously they eat people. Still a scary thought though.
DEODORANT
On a lighter note, I had a dream I married deodorant. Old Spice Pure Spirit to be exact. I think it was because Andrew and I were discussing the origins of deodorant for like 5 hours. And how it actually came 20,000 light years away from the sun on a planet called Eath. Not Earth, Eath. Interesting, yes?
STUDY QUESTIONS
1.) Why do you think saturday is actually a weekday, and not a weekend? Keep in mind that I am right, and the calendar of the whole world is wrong.
2.) Are you a cannibal?
3.) The Greeks invented democracy. Who invented the toilet?
4.) Where does deodorant come from?
ASSIGNMENTS
1.) Write a full thesis on why toilets keep the Earth and Eath in order from total civilization chaos.
2.) Form an outline on the full thesis.
3.) Write an essay based on the outline.
4.) Due Monday.
A NOTE
I wonder why I'm demanding homework from what I write in my blog now. I swear, the finals are getting to me. Good luck guys. And remember summer is just over the scantrons. Oh great, summer school starts the week after. One of these days I'm going to die, and they'll ban finals. I'll be a hero.
STUDY
I did nothing but study this weekend. Well, I'm not going to do anything but study this weekend; it's only sunday and saturday counts as a weekday because I say so.
1.) Work on Pathways Final. An email interview with Professor Don Thorsen of Theology from APU. Should be very interesting. I have to write a report and do an oral speech.
2.) Make an English Portfolio. Benchmarks, essays, and stuff go inside the folder. I also have to write a "Dear Reader" letter. Gee, like people can't read essays without proper instructions from the author.
3.) Study for Spanish.
4.) Study for Math.
5.) Study for P.E.
Wait, what?
CANNIBALS
I watched Hannibal on USA yesterday. Spoookkyy. Anyway, I wonder: Could any one we know be a cannibal? Are you born a cannibal? After thinking awhile about the movie, I came to the conclusion that all cannibals are evil psychos who get off watching people scream in pain. But, then, I thought about the 3rd world countries who have ancient tribes or whatnot that practice cannabilism. And it occured to me that the Greeks and Romans practiced cannabilism too; and they certainly are not evil psychos who get off watching people scream in pain.
On the contrary, they were quite civilized; we actually owe alot to the Greeks. They gave us theater, philosophy, politics, democracy, and so on. So my conclusion now is that canniblism is instinct; rather than a murderer's desire, it's a cannibal's need. They know no other way to survive, so obviously they eat people. Still a scary thought though.
DEODORANT
On a lighter note, I had a dream I married deodorant. Old Spice Pure Spirit to be exact. I think it was because Andrew and I were discussing the origins of deodorant for like 5 hours. And how it actually came 20,000 light years away from the sun on a planet called Eath. Not Earth, Eath. Interesting, yes?
STUDY QUESTIONS
1.) Why do you think saturday is actually a weekday, and not a weekend? Keep in mind that I am right, and the calendar of the whole world is wrong.
2.) Are you a cannibal?
3.) The Greeks invented democracy. Who invented the toilet?
4.) Where does deodorant come from?
ASSIGNMENTS
1.) Write a full thesis on why toilets keep the Earth and Eath in order from total civilization chaos.
2.) Form an outline on the full thesis.
3.) Write an essay based on the outline.
4.) Due Monday.
A NOTE
I wonder why I'm demanding homework from what I write in my blog now. I swear, the finals are getting to me. Good luck guys. And remember summer is just over the scantrons. Oh great, summer school starts the week after. One of these days I'm going to die, and they'll ban finals. I'll be a hero.
13 Comments:
oh man i cant wait till summer comes. i hope i do well on my finals because summer is distracting me a lot. like camp. just thinking about it makes me feel all tingly and wet. no wait thats piss.
That's a nice thought. It reminds of that ABC-PISS joke. Remember that? Yeah it was the total 'bomb' back in kindergarden.
Just a word of advice, it doesn’t make you seem any smarter when you try to lecture us about Greek crap, when everyone already knows about it, because we all had to learn this in English, who cares if they’re civilized. (Of course, I wouldn’t call a society who likes to spend Sunday afternoon at the Coliseum watching tigers eat humans alive “civilized”, but that’s just me). Who cares if they are civilized? I was surprised you didn’t do your stupid research because Cannibalism is more psychological than instinct. Hannibal Lector was a quite civilized man living in a civilized society thus pointing his human cravings to a mental disorder. The Donnor Party, if you forgot were civilized too but the fact that they were stuck on a mountain all winter drove them mad. They usually don’t eat people otherwise, I hope, thus ruling out instinct. Its funny how you try to make yourself seem smart with your big vocabulary or something like this. When in fact it just a lie. You make yourself look even dumber by using the vocabulary in the wrong way. For your information, Depression isn’t an epidemic. The flu is, and you can be idiocy personified, but you can’t personify idiots Next time, know what you’re saying for once, and don’t regurgitate what others tell you, and then make up some lame excuse on how you knew for a long time when someone points this out.
First of all, I was only trying to make a point that we owe alot to greeks. That'd be stupid if i just said the sentence and not elaborate. And i hardly consider one sentence a lecture.
Second, if it is psycological, then why is it not instinct in the perspective of a cannibal?
Third, there is no big vocab. I couldn't if i tried. I don't know any words. And if a word is too big for you, look it up in the dictionary. It's not my job to find out what words people know or not. And just because some people pretend to be "smart" with what you say is big vocabulary, it doesn't give you the right to say i have to same attitude as them.
Fourth, when did i say depression was an epidemic? And even if i did, so what? Depression doesn't spread like cancer, in fact it doesn't spread at all, but saying it is an epidemic still gets the message of people actually having depression. And again, i never said depression was an epidemic, or at least i don't think.
Fifth, the idiot was a mistake. I just mixed up a word. SO WHO CARES? the general message is still there. You're the one who said word pickness annoys you. Why are you doubling back and telling me to be 100% accurate with words when you yourself said 'goal' and 'purpose' are the same, and when i pointed out that it was different, you got angry?
Sixth, what are you talking about? How do I regurgitate what people say? I was talking about studying, cannibals, and damn deodorant.
And yet here you go, finding every mistake, making fun of me on my comments, and just plain calling me stupid and lame. Since when do I do that to you? Since when did i do something to even deserve this?
When I first wrote the comment, every single sentence had a f word in it. I took them all out because I realized I have to stop. I have to stop saying i'm a follower of christ, and start acting the part. And since you got me into it, you tell me what's wrong. What's making you so mad?
Is it really because I make mistakes here and there? Because you know that wouldn't be fair. You say wrong stuff all the time. Remember Noah's ark? Yeah, did I go up in your face and say "you should have done your stupid research"? No, I did not. We're only human and we're bound to make mistakes.
And I would appreciate it if you didn't give me this expectation of someone who is perfect and has to have the same opinions and thought-processes as you.
and for your info, noah's ark, I got the numbers wrong...big whoop I wasn't even trying to prove anything, The reason I pick out your faults is because its so funny how you try to make people think you're so smart.
You're right. Peter's right.
I want to say alot of crap to you, but YOU taught me otherwise. We could go on forever, but is this really honoring Christ? Should we be arguing about materialistic nonsense especially after you getting baptized? I don't want to be the one who screws you over and I don't want you to be the one who pisses me off to a point where I ignore the bible's teachings. I think it'd be better of if we drop this. I did not mean to make you look stupid, and I was overreacting acting.
I just asked you what did i do that was so wrong on the phone. You're the one who hung up even before i got to apologize.
I'm sorry Peter, and I'm sorry Eric. I don't try to come across you guys as someone who knows everything; but i guess it's just one of my many flaws that i do.
you ignore the teachings anyway with the cussing-as-if-there-is-no-tomorrow and the gay marriage pride thing, but okay fine. maybe you're right.
you're supposed to forget about it because its immoral for a Christian to believe in this. Yes, I may be messed up, but I have a right to call you a hypocrite because at least I know in my heart this is wrong. You seem to have nothing wrong with gay marriage. You are supposed to shun gay marriage because you are Christian. If you proclaim yourself a member of any faith, you ought to be able to stand up on the well-defined moral issues that your faith considers crucial. Why is this immoral? Because the acts are perverse, a man fondling another man is the same as a man fondling a woman its perverse. Marriage is to glorify God. If marriage is formed only out of love and sexual desires then that is an immoral marriage born of selfishness. I have the right to call you a hypocrite, because what you are doing is acting Christian on one side, and not on the other. If a stranger read your essay, he wouldn't even know you're Christian. But if a stranger read mine, he might get a hint I am Christian. Seriously ask yourself, when you fight for gay rights, are you making God smile? I mess up, but in my heart I know it is wrong and God smiles upon that. You seriously need to rethink your morals. When someone asks me why I oppose Gay Marriage and I say I'm Christian, that's all I need to say. I don't need anymore reasons. When they mention Separation of Church, I say screw them, first of all, that isn't related Separation of Church and State because Im not teaching this in school plus they're asking ME why I oppose it, not America. Say my religion says dont do this, and America wants to make a law that states the oppposite, I have to stand up. But wait, not everyone in America is Christian? Does that mean I have to be for the law and not against it? Hell no. Thats America saying "Look Christians, we don't care about what you think". You standing up for this is like watching your religion get trampled on. Think about it.
and God specifically said, Marriage is for a man and woman only. Believing God means believing his Word. Think about it. If you think what you are doing is right by believing gay rights are good, then be my guest. It may confirm my beliefs of your illogical retardedness, but if you think what you are doing is making God smile do it. But like you said, you dont want to ignore teachings. This is a teaching. Its all or nothing, no believing in some things and not the other. God has a heart and love for the homosexuals the same he has with a murderer, but like God detesting the murderers actions, so does he in gays.
hello to both of you. this is peter again. i know that the bible says gay marriage is wrong and that it is supposed to be a sacred bond between a man and a woman. my whole church is having a parade for traditional marriage which i think is great but if gay marriage is supposedly a sacred bond between a man and a woman then why do we have reality tv shows like the bachelor or bachelorette that show a man or woman marrying a complete stranger? and get this, this fall 22 new reality tv shows are being added to the list and a couple of them are called trading housewives or trading spouses. the people that are against gay marriage say that its not natural and its not "sacred" to marry the same gender. but when a stupid tv show like bachelor is aired, why aren't people outraged? this all is just confusing to me. how can you call marrying a stranger a sacred thing?
People are suckers for entertainment. Some don't realize TV shows constantly attack the sanctity of marriage until someone points it out. But I'm pretty sure people who are against gay marriage are against anything that threatens marriage. It wouldn't be fair if they weren't.
And I think besides the authentic christians who oppose gay marriage because of religion, they also oppose it because of alot of other reasons. I could go on forever on the list why, but you'd better ask Eric; he knows more on the con side.
Plus, gay marriage is a big thing now. They're trying to pass it in court rooms, so alot of people have their attentions averted to the big issue nowadays.
But even after what I just said, that's still an interesting question. However, I still think it's because of personal reasons why they're more outraged.
I wonder, how about piracy? And the RIAA or whatever company that is suing. That doesn't go in line with the bible either. Because, after all, downloading music off kazaa is just sharing.
Topics like these make my brain hurt. So many possibilities. And it's hard to find the real reason why; there are no facts. It's all opinions. Someone could say he opposes gay marriage for religion, but how do we know for sure? Therefore there are no work cited material. It's not worth it.
hey andrewI appreciated that comment in Kevin's blog .no hard feelings, kind of made me think a bit about myself. I can see where you're coming from, and I should blame myself for not being clear, but I think you should see where I'm coming from. I wasn't trying to be an asshole, but I only wanted to defend peter
I just blew up and I snapped because I held in a lot of anger at him and at the first bad thing he did I took my anger out on him peter basically said what I said to kevin earlier and kevin kind of torn him to shreds and I thought it wasn't fair I sounded and I guess I was being an asshole and I apologized to him but about the thing you said
If marriage is formed only out of love...then that is an immoral marriage born of selfishness."
So according to that, a marriage in the name of God, but not in the name of love is moral?
notice how I said only. out of love and with love I meant "oh he makes me feel good kind of love"
the kind of love that when your husband becomes less attractive, you cheat on him kind of love and not the unconditional love so i should have said, in the name of God and love but i didnt; purely my mistake
"Say my religion says dont do this, and America wants to make a law that states the oppposite, I have to stand up."
I think that's religious persecution
but thats just me, if a law desecrates something I consider holy. i take it in an offensive way
"Thats America saying 'Look Christians, we don't care about what you think'."
i didn't mean to warp
again, I was pissed and that statement was beyond layman's terms and oversimplified but i kind of believe in what I said so I wouldn't say warp.
seee isn't this niccceee?
now that we're all nice and tidy, we have 2 hours of more bonding in orchestra!
Great! just great....
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